I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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