Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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