You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
vagina is talking i cant
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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