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Puke
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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