At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina