Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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