is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
so let's talk penis.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?