If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning