I CAN MOONWALK!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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