How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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