wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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