Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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