i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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