do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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