I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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