i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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