my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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