He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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