I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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