Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
