I hate all girls vehemently.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
