Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
