she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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