White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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