She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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