there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
