Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
