I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
