Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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