jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I'm really busy with my period
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