I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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