found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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