is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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