Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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