doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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