Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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