I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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