your thong is hanging out like whoa
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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