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I tried to use my car keys to open my door

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I just started a sentence with yellow.

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(314): View more from Missouri

why was he too nerdy?

(919): View more from North Carolina

he was a tetris block for halloween

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(208): View more from Idaho

She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.

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(714): View more from California

Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home

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(585): View more from New York

You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.

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(407): View more from Florida

Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.

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