I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So much Jack, so little girl.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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