was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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