you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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