somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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