why didn't you poke me back
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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