i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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