Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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