Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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