for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
love makes seman taste better
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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