I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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