Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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