Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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