Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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