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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
nutella sex= disaster
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just gargled with NyQuil
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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