Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize