This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My vagina is very pro this idea
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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