Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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