she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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