I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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